Apparently Assistant Manager Horseshit did not learn his lesson. This morning I was woken by a call from the area manager. Nobody was at my store, so I got to wake up, throw on my uniform and rush to work. I got there an hour later then I should, rushing about, working instead of sleeping. Quite a depressing day, indeed.
Nobody knows what happened to Assistant Manager Horseshit. I got several calls throughout the day asking for him. Is he lost? Abducted by aliens? Did he die in a fire? I will gird myself for the answers to these pressing questions.
don’t know about you, but I’m hoping for the “died in a fire.”