Rude awakening

Apparently Assistant Manager Horseshit did not learn his lesson.  This morning I was woken by a call from the area manager.  Nobody was at my store, so I got to wake up, throw on my uniform and rush to work.  I got there an hour later then I should, rushing about, working instead of sleeping. Quite a depressing day, indeed.

Nobody knows what happened to Assistant Manager Horseshit. I got several calls throughout the day asking for him. Is he lost? Abducted by aliens? Did he die in a fire?  I will gird myself for the answers to these pressing questions.


One thought on “Rude awakening

  1. suzi McQuinney says:

    don’t know about you, but I’m hoping for the “died in a fire.”

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