Apparently Assistant Manager Horseshit did not learn his lesson.\u00a0 This morning I was woken by a call from the area manager.\u00a0 Nobody was at my store, so I got to wake up, throw on my uniform and rush to work.\u00a0 I got there an hour later then I should, rushing about, working instead of sleeping. Quite a depressing day, indeed.<\/p>\n
Nobody knows what happened to Assistant Manager Horseshit. I got several calls throughout the day asking for him. Is he lost? Abducted by aliens? Did he die in a fire?\u00a0 I will gird myself for the answers to these pressing questions.<\/p>\n
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