{"id":19,"date":"2012-06-18T16:24:49","date_gmt":"2012-06-18T23:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/?p=19"},"modified":"2012-06-18T16:24:49","modified_gmt":"2012-06-18T23:24:49","slug":"fuck-you-chips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"Fuck you, Chips."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So as previously stated, Monday is not my day off, it&#8217;s just the day that I pretend I get off during the rest of the week.\u00a0 at 6 am, I receive a call that not only is Assistant Manager Horseshit not at the store, but he&#8217;s not even close.\u00a0 Sadly, I had been expecting this and I was already dressed and ready to go.\u00a0 So not only did I not get my day off, I worked for 6 hours through lunch.\u00a0 At this point I thought I was free, that I would go to the home and relax, get to sleep early and wake up rested for the new day.<\/p>\n<p>Wrong. My mistake. What ended up happening was a call several hours later informing me of the severe shortage of reduced fat chips.\u00a0 It came to be that I got to enjoy a 60 mile round trip to the warehouse to get a single box of chips. Through rush hour traffic.<\/p>\n<p>I now hate chips. We should outlaw chips and hunt down the survivors, burning them in piles of crunchy pyres.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So as previously stated, Monday is not my day off, it&#8217;s just the day that I pretend I get off during the rest of the week.\u00a0 at 6 am, I receive a call that not only is Assistant Manager Horseshit not at the store, but he&#8217;s not even close.\u00a0 Sadly, I had been expecting this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions\/21"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bitchesgottalearn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}